Our staff​

Senior League Coordinator:

Abraham Lau

Abe is a graduate of Carleton University who majored in Law and Psychology. Yes, he spent over $30,000 on how to %^&* with people's brains and get away with it. Schools these days...amirite?

For 4 years, he was Carleton's Hockey Coordinator for adult and intramural leagues, where he grew the ball hockey league from a "Let's do this because everything else is filled" league to a "We need to sign up before it sells out!" league in 2 short years. He also takes great pride in knowing teams jumped ship from other leagues, all thanks to immature meme- and gif-filled emails. His lifelong dream is to be able to electronically communicate fully in memes and gifs, like a digital version of hieroglyphics. (He's a simple kind of guy.)

In his spare time, he enjoys planning for world domination. doing nothing...

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Ice Hockey Timekeepers:

Krista B.

Krista is also a graduate of Carleton University with a degree in Art History who has a huge passion for hockey.

In her spare time, she likes to play with other people's children (apparently at another job...) and cherry pick without a cage during pick up....because that's how she rolls.

Chelsea J.

Chelsea holds a Bachelor of Arts from the University of Ottawa (nobody's perfect). She likes to do her cardio with..."third graders, and the third graders usually beat her...."

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Hey, HR, what's with the staff and children who doesn't seem to belong to them? Who's doing the hiring around here...?

Social Media Intern:

Coming soon...

Ball Hockey Coordinator:

Abraham Lau

His story's already up there...

The Owner:

Little is known about The Owner aside from the random text messages about his love for bacon and how he wants things to be more "propheshonal." Personally, I think he's just "speshul."

Sometimes, we feel that Michael Scott is normal compared to him....