Abe is a graduate of Carleton University who majored in Law and Psychology. Yes, he spent over $30,000 on how to %^&* with people's brains and get away with it. Schools these days...amirite?
For 4 years, he was Carleton's Hockey Coordinator for adult and intramural leagues, where he grew the ball hockey league from a "Let's do this because everything else is filled" league to a "We need to sign up before it sells out!" league in 2 short years. He also takes great pride in knowing teams jumped ship from other leagues, all thanks to immature meme- and gif-filled emails. His lifelong dream is to be able to electronically communicate fully in memes and gifs, like a digital version of hieroglyphics. (He's a simple kind of guy.)
In his spare time, he enjoys
planning for world domination. doing nothing...
Kerrin is currently the longest-tenured timekeeper with 288 Sports who obviously has a huge passion for hockey. In her spare time, she plays goalie with the Moon Ray Hockey Club and quickly lowering giant garage doors on people's cars when all they wanted was a simple oil change.
Being able to proficiently skate before she could walk, Lynsey can be considered a rink rat. She has put on the zebra shirt, both as a referee and a linesman, as well as timekept in the Port Perry, Ontario area for many years before coming to study at the University of Ottawa.
When bored at work at a popular fast-food chain, she enjoyed to creating sugar-filled drinks that was able to cause Type IX Diabetus.
AJ is one of the biggest fan of The Owner (below), and is determined to do the best job he can for him, regardless if it's timing hockey games or being a puck-smuggling mule. AJ will even go to the wrong Sensplex to get the job done.